When My Dog Ate My Homework Simply Won't Work Anymore

When My Dog Ate My Homework Simply Won't Work Anymore is a list of 10 amusing excuses why you couldn't do your homework. Along with the prank call articles number 1 and  number 2, I thought this was a very funny article written by littlekid137.

From the Article:

1. I would've done it but I didn't want to show you how smart i am, it makes me feel bad.
2. I was walking home and some bullies grabbed me and my backpack and took me to the woods. They tied me to a tree and ripped all my homework.
3. These aliens.... wait you wouldn't believe it.
4. My dog urinated on my homework.
5. See my sister was doing a project where she had to cut a paper to look like a snowflake. Since my family can't afford paper, and I always think about my family first I gave my homework for my sister to cut up.
6. I was cooking dinner, when my buddy called and asked if I had done it. When I told him no he asked whether he could borrow it to copy after I did it. I didn't want to be a cheater or a liar so I couldn't do it.
7. My mom told me I didn't have to do it because she couldn't even get it.
8. Those poor tree's.
9. I needed something to clean up #4!
10. I was too busy.